Charlie Sheen= Moron

[bokworker]

Heck, my zipper got caught in the down position as I was looking at pics of her....

[Conan71]

I liked Charlie's explaination for using Fleiss & Cos. uh, services:

"I'm Charlie Sheen.  I can have sex with any woman I want.  I wasn't paying them for sex, I was paying them to leave me alone when it was over."

(loosely paraphrasing)

I dunno, sounds like Denise is a total beotch, that might have been the reason for the extra-curricular activity.

[Steve]

This topic is a waste of TulsaNow bandwith and should be deleted.

[iplaw]

quote:Originally posted by Steve

This topic is a waste of TulsaNow bandwith and should be deleted.

Thanks for wasting bandwidth then...

[mr.jaynes]

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

I liked Charlie's explaination for using Fleiss & Cos. uh, services:

"I'm Charlie Sheen.  I can have sex with any woman I want.  I wasn't paying them for sex, I was paying them to leave me alone when it was over."

(loosely paraphrasing)

I dunno, sounds like Denise is a total beotch, that might have been the reason for the extra-curricular activity.

Then again, perhaps Denise Richards wasn't exactly a prize either.

[carltonplace]

This thread = duh

[Townsend]

quote:Originally posted by carltonplace

This thread = duh

I don't agree.  Charlie Sheen is an actor on the level of John Lithgow and john Lovitz.

I totally bought him as a dude hopped up on the sh** while making out with Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller.

[iplaw]

I mean for crap's sake man...Topper Harley != Duh...maybe adding a picture of the wifey will help the thread.

[Conan71]

quote:Originally posted by iplaw

I mean for crap's sake man...Topper Harley != Duh...maybe adding a picture of the wifey will help the thread.

Damn....zipper.....is.....stuck...gasp...pant....wheeze!!!

[Townsend]

Well yeah, there's that

[mr.jaynes]

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

quote:Originally posted by carltonplace

This thread = duh

I don't agree.  Charlie Sheen is an actor on the level of John Lithgow and john Lovitz.

I totally bought him as a dude hopped up on the sh** while making out with Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller.

I don't think the comparison holds water. Lithgow is an alumnus of Yale School of Drama, Lovitz is an alum of SNL by way of the Groundlings; one doesn't gain admittance to any of these fantastic training grounds without talent-which Charlie Sheen seems to lack. Face it, if not for the Sheen name, what else would he be doing.

Yeah, and whatever happened to Jennifre Grey (who I doubt would be anywhere without her famous father, Joel "Cabaret" Grey)?

[Townsend]

quote:Originally posted by mr.jaynes

quote:Originally posted by Townsend

quote:Originally posted by carltonplace

This thread = duh

I don't agree.  Charlie Sheen is an actor on the level of John Lithgow and john Lovitz.

I totally bought him as a dude hopped up on the sh** while making out with Jennifer Gray in Ferris Bueller.

I don't think the comparison holds water. Lithgow is an alumnus of Yale School of Drama, Lovitz is an alum of SNL by way of the Groundlings; one doesn't gain admittance to any of these fantastic training grounds without talent-which Charlie Sheen seems to lack. Face it, if not for the Sheen name, what else would he be doing.

Yeah, and whatever happened to Jennifre Grey (who I doubt would be anywhere without her famous father, Joel "Cabaret" Grey)?

The Lithgow/Lovitz thing is a reference to an SNL skit..."I WAS ACTING!!"

Grey played herself in a shortlived sitcom a few years back.  Due to the snoz being lopped off in a plastic surgery redo, she was hard to recognize.  I believe her last talked about appearance was at a Dirty Dancing reunion.

I don't believe she was carrying a watermelon.