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Jessica Alba is vandalizing OKC

Started by joiei, June 11, 2009, 11:43:10 AM

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joiei

Apparently Jessica is just a little tooooo enthuastic about her charity cause.  To the point of defacing Oklahoma City.   Can we get a city council ruling that she is not allowed any closer to Tulsa than Chandler?   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/10/jessica-alba-a-vandal-okl_n_214097.html

Sounds like she has realized too late the error of her ways
Quote"I got involved in something I should have had no part of," Alba said. "I realize that I should have used better judgment, and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."

Maybe they will throw her in the Slammer.   
QuoteUnder Oklahoma law, maliciously defacing property can be a felony punishable by prison time if the value of the damage exceeds $1,000 or more.

Estimates of the damage are between $500 and $700, said Kristy Yager, a spokeswoman for the city.
It's hard being a Diamond in a rhinestone world.

Conan71

"According to the site, the posters are designed to raise awareness of the dwindling population of great white sharks."

Geez, another freaking social "cause".

I bet she'd been whooping it up in Bricktown.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Ibanez

Cause everyone knows that the best place to bring up the plight of sharks is in a landlocked state.

custosnox

I'd still hit it... wait, did I just type that out loud?

Conan71

Quote from: custosnox on June 11, 2009, 12:21:52 PM
I'd still hit it... wait, did I just type that out loud?

I most definitely did not think that out loud

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Gaspar

We will all miss great white sharks someday.  We will just have to tell our babies stories about these gentle giants, and watch Jaws.

Come on people.

When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

YoungTulsan

She can wrap my utility box any time she wants.
 

brianh

I am empathetic, imagine the shark and awe of the Oklahoma City community.

joiei

Quote from: brianh on June 11, 2009, 02:43:17 PM
I am empathetic, imagine the shark and awe of the Oklahoma City community.


I nominate this for best line of the week!!!
It's hard being a Diamond in a rhinestone world.

Breadburner

She has a Banging Body...I hope she comes here....
 

Conan71

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Ed W

Does she cook?  Inquiring (and hungry) minds want to know.
Ed

May you live in interesting times.

Breadburner

Quote from: Ed W on June 11, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
Does she cook?  Inquiring (and hungry) minds want to know.

Who Cares.....
 

guido911

Quote from: Breadburner on June 11, 2009, 03:44:18 PM
She has a Banging Body...I hope she comes here....

Are you seriously going to let conman top you on photos BB? Btw, you said "she comes here". Thank you.

Someone get Hoss a pacifier.