Updated: December 14, 2009, 10:14 AM ET
Accenture cuts Woods as sponsorhttp://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4739219------------------------------------------------------------------
I once knew a guy in Chicago who worked for "Accenture"...... except he really worked for Arthur Andersen, the accountants who enabled Enron-- except this was Andersen Consulting, not to be confused with the "bad" Andersens.... business cards changed names from Andersen to Accenture..... of course, don't argue about any connections between Andersen Consulting and Arthur Andersen and Accenture, since Accenture has lawyers and they can prove that they were a "separate legal entity" from Arthur Andersen........
Confused yet? Good. That means Accenture's publicists and lawyers are doing a most excellent job.
Maybe Tiger Woods can change his name, like Arthur Andersen changed to
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.... oh wait, they didn't do that at all.... oh god.... please don't sue...... I hear
Will Smith is a nice name.... maybe Tiger can claim he originally had that name in 1989.... kinda like Arthur Andersssss....
noooooo, not the tire iron, my soccer leg.......aaaaaaarrrrgh...... so, Accenture it is, nothing to see here....