2012 Political Predictions

[heironymouspasparagus]

I don't know, the party of not telling people what to do with their bodies (sometimes)? I agree that the two parties are infuriatingly close on many issues, especially when it comes to competitive markets and this insane desire to blow people up all around the world. Perhaps it's because we've allowed social issues to become so important to us, but that's where the primary differences lie, I'm sad to say. Democrats are slightly more willing to curb market excesses, but only slightly. Which is why I find all the "socialist" talk to be rage-inducing. Obama isn't even properly populist (like Teddy Roosevelt, say), much less socialist.

The two parties do the "Futterwaken Dance", so they keep getting all intertwined.

[Teatownclown]

Making my list and checking it twice!

1) Obummer gets re elected and by December we've gone back to hail our chief POTUS OBAMA as he turns radically left on social issues sending millions of teabaggers scrambling for cover. Michele Obama finally starts speaking her mind again....

2) Joe Biden or Hillary Clinton  become the tie breaking vote in the Senate....

3) Congress begins forming new coalitions with each other and with new corporate welfare agents....

4) Governor Christy is picked by Romney as his veep. That will make each party have "hit man" representation.

5) The Wheeper shuffles over to be replaced by even more obstinate Schmoe Kantor.

6) More and more people will agree that paying taxes is patriotic.

7) More and more exposure will show how Nationwide the GOP seems to be trying to limit access to the ballot box.

8 )  God may just turn out to be a particle if a third test of light reveals the same results that Einstein was only %99.9 right....this little known fact will not expose the far right wing to false campaigning...

9) THE OWS MOVEMENT WILL REASSEMBLE ....instead of creating chaos, they will force Republicans to begin to separate from their urge to continue to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.

10) Bradley Manning will go to prison for a long time and remain America's #1 political prisoner.

11) As the economy begins to rock along, the GOP takes credit for any improvement. The EURO likens itself to TP.

12) Things stabilize in the Middle East as Iran's leader falls victim to a strange death. Syria's A$$ad becomes an even stronger ally to Hezbollah and Lebanon. Afghanistan continues to make American's dopie.... POTUS OBAMA uses his masterful foreign policy strokes to dominate the election. "It's the economy" will not be the main issue...

12) Fish start showing up with three heads near Alaska and Seattle....

Better not pout....

I may have been early on #12...

[DolfanBob]

I'm sorry but that tree looks dull and uninspired. Like the next four years. 

[RecycleMichael]

I'm sorry but that tree looks dull and uninspired. Like the next four years. 

It looks bright and inspiring to me. Maybe it is just you.

[Teatownclown]

#12....I was close. Not three headed (YET), BUT take a look: http://www.petethomasoutdoors.com/2012/12/yellowfin-tuna-caught-off-mexico-could-be-world-record-size.html


I am certain this is due to radiation and comes close to another correct prediction.

[Conan71]

#12....I was close. Not three headed (YET), BUT take a look: http://www.petethomasoutdoors.com/2012/12/yellowfin-tuna-caught-off-mexico-could-be-world-record-size.html


I am certain this is due to radiation and comes close to another correct prediction.

400 pounds is common with these species.  What's uncommon is landing one with a rod & reel unless the angler was exposed to radiation and it made him super-human.

[Teatownclown]

You just hate it when I am right with predictions....

[Gaspar]

400 pounds is common with these species.  What's uncommon is landing one with a rod & reel unless the angler was exposed to radiation and it made him super-human.

. . .and holding a tuna like that is also very uncommon, without a wench and cable attached to the tail.

[Teatownclown]

. . .and holding a tuna like that is also very uncommon, without a wench and cable attached to the tail.

All that radiation made it erect.

[Red Arrow]

. . .and holding a tuna like that is also very uncommon, without a wench and cable attached to the tail.

Yeah, where's the girl?

[Red Arrow]

All that radiation made it erect.

No wonder it got caught.  It couldn't swim away.   

[Red Arrow]

400 pounds is common with these species.  What's uncommon is landing one with a rod & reel unless the angler was exposed to radiation and it made him super-human.

The fish got hold of some Colorado brownies and jumped into the boat.   

[Gaspar]

Hmmm, Chumming with Viagra?  It just may work.  Lots of advantages; the fish would just float up to the top, and they would look bigger in photos too!
I'll need a willing pharmacist.


Now that's me with a stiffy!