Local Tulsa Ads

[Kashmir]

Here's one I used to torment my parents with:
"You'll pay Lessa in Owassaaaa!"

And remember:
Turnpike Ford Subaru I-44 and the river TULSA!  (it had a bouncing singalong ball)

and one that always annoyed the he#$ outta me:
"Price Mart....PriceSMart!" with finger emphasis

edit:sorry for crappy grammar laptop comma key is sticking!

[nathanm]

And remember:
Turnpike Ford Subaru I-44 and the river TULSA!  (it had a bouncing singalong ball)

I though it was "Turnpike Ford..Subaru..Turner Tollgate..Tulsa." I used to watch KTUL regularly back when I lived in Fort Smith as a kid.

[DolfanBob]

       Home of the copper dome.
       Dad'll do it.
       Right on the corner and right on the price.
       Everybody needs a little sunshine, dont cha think.
       Ugh, You need em tires.
       There is so much more. Help me out guy's.

[dbacks fan]

These may not all be correct....

"Learn From Ern, He'll Wheel You A Deal"
"Cathey's, 8th to 9th on Main"
"Come on down or Kent will whop you upsid the head with a tar tool"
"Ramsey Chevrolet is Little Detroit"

[PonderInc]

I was driving down south yesterday and saw a sign that caught my eye.

At first glance, my brain registered: "Sushi and Furniture" which totally captured my imagination.

As it turns out, a few letters had dropped off the sign, which was actually for Sunshine Furniture.  (Sunshi e Furniture.)  My brain ignored the "n" and automatically translated the "e" as "and." 

Haven't had this much fun since the neon on the old carpet store on 15th started to fail and the sign read: "Oklahoma's Largest Carp."  Soon after, it advertised: "Oklahoma's Largest Car."

I wanted to see both of those attractions!  Alas...

[PonderInc]

Anybody else cringe when you remember:
"Ugh!  You Need Um Tires!"

Oh, the times, they are a changin...

[okie@heart]

i just gotta say, i am so glad i found this post. i moved from oklahoma just a few months ago but grew up in tulsa. a little bit ago, a jingle popped into my head "turnpike ford, subaru, turner tollgate tulsa" i wanted to know if i had the words right, so i just typed it into google and i got this thread! pretty fantastic: )

i also remember:
Sher(win? wood?) Windows, our quality shines through!
Furniture Factory Outlet (usually "furniture" or ''factory" will be mangled by Earl and his wife will apologetically apologize)
. . . at Cleartone (ding!)

aw, i kinda miss tulsa : (

[TURobY]

Sher(win? wood?) Windows, our quality shines through!

Thermal Windows... 

[mobboss]

'if you didnt buy at Reeves, you probably paid too much'

'Pie Hole Pizzeria, the second best thing you've ever had in your mouth'

'you meet the nicest people at A.I Honda"

[Conan71]

'if you didnt buy at Reeves, you probably paid too much'

'Pie Hole Pizzeria, the second best thing you've ever had in your mouth'

'you meet the nicest people at A.I Honda"

"You meet the strangest people on a BMW"

[tulsascoot]

"we'll make a believer out of you!"

I really hate that one, though.

Also, why is there an apostrophe in the subject? It makes no sense at all.

[DolfanBob]

"we'll make a believer out of you!"

I really hate that one, though.

Also, why is there an apostrophe in the subject? It makes no sense at all.

I have really bad grammer skill's 

[Hoss]

I have really bad grammer skill's 

Spelling not so much either.

[TeeDub]

Windooooow wooooorld...    Only the best for less.

[DolfanBob]

Spelling not so much either.

Now aint that about a B!*ch. Cant spell either !
What in the World will become of me now ? 
Oh almost forgot.    "Grammar" (I think)