I need some creative chess slogans...

[RecycleMichael]

I know I am a nerd...but youse guys are always so helpful, especially with fun slogans. I am trying to design some chess team shirts...

Here are some starters...

"I play morning, noon and knight"

"Chess...where pawns can become queens"

"R U Game?"

"Pwn3d!"

"Checkmate, Beyotches"

"Check Mater"

[Breadburner]

How big is your chess.....

[Wrinkle]

Don't get me started.....

Chess-T

[waterboy]

It's old but worth repeating-

"Once a king always a king,
But, Once a (k)night is enough!"

[Wrinkle]

I've been Rooked
(all I got was this lousy T-shirt)

[Wrinkle]

The Bishop is IN!

[Conan71]

More of a BB comment but it made me think of the one-eyed bishop.

[rhymnrzn]

the earth is flat

to the four corners of the earth

[Gaspar]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

[Townsend]

My Chess Club kid can out gambit your Chess Club kid

My Bishop comes at you from an angle

Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen!

[cannon_fodder]

1)
I know what you're thinking:  is that exposed pawn a trap?  Well, you have you ask yourself, do I feel lucky?  Well?  Do ya', punk?

2)
[with an image of a queen] Say hello to my lil' friend!

3)
Oh look, you know how to castle.  Cute.

4)
Chess players make better mates. 

5)
Pawn Star
or
Tulsa Chess Club:  Hard Core Pawnography (I saw "pawnogrphy" somewhere else before)

6)
Play Chess:  no one makes fun of you for handling your bishop

7)
With all due respect, fork you.

8.)
I'm open to new positions.

9)
1. e4.  Lets get it on.

10)
There are two kinds of people:  chess players and chess pieces.

11)
[picture of a computer] Anything you can do, I can do better!

12)
Chess:  it's like battleship.  Only with thinking.

13)
I'm not cocky, but my Queen is.

14)
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along."  Terry Pratchett .

15)
My chess board killed my T.V.

16)
Chess:  causing frustration since 1475.

17)
[on the front of the shirt]
A quick suggestion:
1.  e1/knock over

18)
Every time you push a pawn, Bobby Fischer kills a kitten. (or insert living Chess name)

19)
Chess:  not just for Russians anymore!

20)
"I beat [insert famous persons name] (in chess)."

21)
Repent!  The end (game) is near!

22)
In Chess you have 8 pawns, 2 knights, 2 rooks, 2 bishops, a Queen, a King, and 3 Ninjas (of course, you can't see the Ninjas).

23)
Studying chess makes you smarter across the board.

24)
Stop picking on the pawns.

25)
Chess is a lot like NASCAR, but with more right turns (and some thinking).

[Wrinkle]

Sometimes you feel like a Knight,
sometimes you don't.
(more like a Pawn)

[sgrizzle]

I'm thinking if you put a kid in a "chess team" t-shirt it might as well say "not getting a date until a republican is president"

(This coming from someone who played chess during lunch as a senior)

[Townsend]

I'm thinking if you put a kid in a "chess team" t-shirt it might as well say "not getting a date until a republican is president"

(This coming from someone who played chess during lunch as a senior)

And the kids were born during the Bush administration...

[PepePeru]

Decide on regicide.