Slow

[Red Arrow]

Must be a slow day here at the forum.  I just thought I'd post this to make sure the system is still working.   

[brianh]

I estimate that people are taking today off to make it a four day weekend with President's Day coming up on Monday and all.

[RecycleMichael]

We just need something to talk about.

I think we should sell the TulsaZoo and use the money to build islands in the river that could be patrolled by a joint city/county security force.

Wadda you think?

[TURobY]

I suggest that we auction off city street names to highest bidders, then use that money to... wait for it... build islands in the river that could be patrolled by a joint city/county security force. 

[Red Arrow]

I estimate that people are taking today off to make it a four day weekend with President's Day coming up on Monday and all.

We don't get President's Day off so I forgot about it.  We do get off between Christmas and New Years so I won't complain too loudly.

[Red Arrow]

I suggest that we auction off city street names to highest bidders, then use that money to... wait for it... build islands in the river that could be patrolled by a joint city/county security force. 

Have any streets in mind that you would be willing to buy the naming rights to?  Maybe some of the newly reconstructed ones downtown would be worthwhile.

But then I am assuming good names.  Names like Pothole Alley, Wheel Breaker Ave. could have some possiblities.

[Conan71]

I suggest that we auction off city street names to highest bidders, then use that money to... wait for it... build islands in the river that could be patrolled by a joint city/county security force. 

Sell it as naming rights: 

21st Street presented by Acme Piano Movers

[Red Arrow]

We could build a beautiful suspension bridge to the islands in the river.

[dbacks fan]

I suggest that we auction off city street names to highest bidders, then use that money to... wait for it... build islands in the river fix the streets so that they could be patrolled by a joint city/county security force. 

Fixed that for ya!

[dbacks fan]

It has been noticeably quite with the absence of a poster who now has guest status, and who's name I shall not mention.

[Conan71]

Actually, activity picked up for a few days after that devil descended.

[patric]

I estimate that people are taking today off to make it a four day weekend with President's Day coming up on Monday and all.

President of what?

[HoneySuckle]

It has been noticeably quite with the absence of a poster who now has guest status, and who's name I shall not mention.

Would that be moi?