What a Jackass

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I'm going to run for office one of these days.  And you will be able to tell it's me.  The platform will be based on the idea that I want to investigate the rationale that allows one to spend $1 million dollars to get a job that pays $50,000 per year!  I think it will take many years of research to find the true answers to the question.

You're not supposed to spend your own money to get elected.

[heironymouspasparagus]

No, it will be a million in contributions from my closest friends in insurance, oil and big banks.

And I will certainly be open to selling my consulting services to companies that need it, even if they are my closest friends in insurance, oil and big banks....

The shingle is out!

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No, it will be a million in contributions from my closest friends in insurance, oil and big banks.

And I will certainly be open to selling my consulting services to companies that need it, even if they are my closest friends in insurance, oil and big banks....

The shingle is out!

So then what is your problem with spending a $Million of other people's money on a $50,000/yr job?  If you can get the support, go for it.

[heironymouspasparagus]

I have no problem with it.  That's what I said I want to do.  And the next couple million beyond that will actually be consulting fees.
The idea is to "study" the situation while I get enough time to get the pension and lifetime health insurance plan to be all pensions and health insurance plans.

I want to relax the rest of my life on the public dole!!!