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[guido911]

Yep:

This is the guy that replaced this:

[Gaspar]

Oh hell no!

This guy has more say on my healthcare now than I do?


He boasts of a fine education:

Prior to his election to Congress, Rep. Johnson served twelve (12) years as a DeKalb County magistrate judge, five (5) years as a county commissioner and three (3) years as chair of the DeKalb County Budget Committee. 

Rep. Johnson practiced civil and criminal law in DeKalb County for twenty-seven (27) years. A staunch supporter of public education, he is a graduate of  the District of Columbia Public Schools, Clark College in Atlanta and the Thurgood Marshall School of Law at Texas Southern University.

[Conan71]

I think he's been hitting Limpbaugh's Oxycontin stash.

[Breadburner]

They should have to take a breathalyzer before being allowed to speak......What an imbicile.....

[Gaspar]

I was just thinking. . .

We need to make sure we've got Hawaii tied down real good.  With those big mountains, one gust of wind and the whole thing could blow away.

[Townsend]

I was just thinking. . .

We need to make sure we've got Hawaii tied down real good.  With those big mountains, one gust of wind and the whole thing could blow away.

Oh man, and then the birth records would all be questioned.

[Red Arrow]

Underneath the island, the ground is being eroded like the rock pillars in the Sahara desert.  Stratified layers of abrasives in the ocean currents leave the top of the island unscathed but underneath the island is beginning to look like a tree trunk.  If you put too many people on one side, it will indeed tip over and capsize.  It's caused by ......

a) Global Warming
b) George Bush II
c) conservative talk radio

[TheArtist]

  What was that? Are you serious? I hope there are people looking into this lol. That aint right lol.

[custosnox]

From what I understand, Johnson has recently had an illness (Hep B?) and it has caused a decline in his mental capacities.  Not sure why they continue to let him serve if this is the case but that is what is floating around about him.

[guido911]

From what I understand, Johnson has recently had an illness (Hep B?) and it has caused a decline in his mental capacities.  Not sure why they continue to let him serve if this is the case but that is what is floating around about him.

There's got to be a difference between a decline in mental capacities (assuming that is what's in play) and sheer idiocy.

[custosnox]

There's got to be a difference between a decline in mental capacities (assuming that is what's in play) and sheer idiocy.

If the decline was continuous, I'm sure that at some point it would have to reach sheer idiocy and beyond

[guido911]

If the decline was continuous, I'm sure that at some point it would have to reach sheer idiocy and beyond

Perhaps. But this position sounds more like excuse-making.

[custosnox]

Perhaps. But this position sounds more like excuse-making.

Or, perhaps, an explination. 

[guido911]

Or, perhaps, an explination. 

Apparently we are all wrong. Johnson is just too darn smart and we are just too darned dumb to get his "metaphor":

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NWRlZjY5MDRjYzY3NTBjMGFhOGI0OWIwZjI1MWFhM2U=

Dooshbagness level hits new high.

[Breadburner]

Apparently we are all wrong. Johnson is just too darn smart and we are just too darned dumb to get his "metaphor":

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NWRlZjY5MDRjYzY3NTBjMGFhOGI0OWIwZjI1MWFhM2U=

Dooshbagness level hits new high.