Stupidity on the internet meets here

[Townsend]

Step 1: check to make sure the batteries in the tazer are fresh.

Ahhh, like date night

[Townsend]

You left out the obligatory invocation of Marshall's in about 60% of all threads

My mistake, of course Marshall's

[dbacks fan]

Have you taken note of the drift on this particular site?

We can take cat to political to universal health to space travel to multiple religions to foot fetish back to cat in 10 posts.

Unless we are talking about the cat during certain times of the morning and some afternoons when it will take a turn for running, mile markers, and Omaha.

[Hoss]

Unless we are talking about the cat during certain times of the morning and some afternoons when it will take a turn for running, mile markers, and Omaha.

Speaking of that, I noticed that he missed his 8-9:30 am posting window....computer slots must have been full up at the Omaha library today.

[carltonplace]

Step 1: check to make sure the batteries in the tazer are fresh.

Step 2: put water on to boil and locate the potato peeler

[dbacks fan]

Step 2: put water on to boil and locate the potato peeler

Step 3: spread out the visqueen and cover with crisco

[Breadburner]

Ahhh, like date night

Naaaa.....On date night you need to make sure the batteries in the B.O.B. are fresh.......

[nathanm]

You left out the obligatory invocation of Marshall's in about 60% of all threads

Hey, I had a Sundown Wheat at Joe Momma's last night.

(How's that for a two-fer?)

[sgrizzle]

You're welcome (adult topic, may be NSFW)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100412081501AAswdtF

[fotd]

You're welcome (adult topic, may be NSFW)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100412081501AAswdtF

Isn't that kinda Conan's motis operandi? He tells them he wants them to bare his child knowing full well he already had a sex change vasectomy. 

[Conan71]

"Your life is totally effed up.... anyway why not sit your hubby down, put on some sexy music (Emerson Lake and Palmer or The Wu Tang Clan or something like that) do a little sexy dance in your best velour sweat pants (no top) smear him in crisco whip his backside and get the crack pipes out then tell him all about the other men you slept with (even the ones that didn't **** inside you) no doubt he'll get all randy and ask your to invite them all over for a nice orgy. Then phone social services and have them arrange to pick the poor child up at birth to save them doing it later."

I'm amazed anyone took the time to reply...husband had a sex change and she just now figured it out.  People that stupid don't know how to operate a computer...or shouldn't be allowed to.

[Jammie]

ok where's the follow up on the story about the 16 year old girl who might be preggie and has never learned about separating sentences or using punctuation marks and is just really messed up and has so much to say cause inquiring minds want to know the rest of the story

[heironymouspasparagus]

Tazers on date night!!  Gotta love it.

S & M (Buddy) Fallis.


Sex, drugs and rock and roll!
Chips and dip, chains and whips!

It's a party!

[dbacks fan]

Tazers on date night!!  Gotta love it.

S & M (Buddy) Fallis.


Sex, drugs and rock and roll!
Chips and dip, chains and whips!

It's a party!

Love the Wierd Science reference.