great pickup lines

[RecycleMichael]

This evening, I was walking on Bourbon Street and I passed a small mobile hot dog push cart that was built to look like a hot dog.

There was a drunk girl making some slurred joke about how big the dog was on the cart. The vendor made a hand motion and said, "Come closer to my weiner."

[custosnox]

Makes me think of the footlong at the casino.  It was often refered to as the "homewrecker"

[waterboy]

"Lady, would you kindly ask those boobs to stop staring at my eyes?"

[custosnox]

"If I said that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

[Gaspar]

. . . So, do you have any Hungarian in you?. . .

[custosnox]

Let me clear you a spot to sit *wipe off face*

[Gaspar]

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

[custosnox]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

[Conan71]

Sorry all the seats are taken, you can sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

[Breadburner]

I just take one of my shoes off and set it up on the table or Bar.....

[Townsend]

Get some condensation on your finger tips from your glass then flick the water towards her.

"Let's get out of these wet things."

[Gaspar]

"Nice shirt. . .Wanna f. . . ?"

[Townsend]

I have others.  Any way we can set up an "adults only" warning?

(that is not a pickup line)...although you could prob incorporate "Adults only warning" into a line.

[DolfanBob]

I was told to keep a look out for a Angel sighting. I can see I need look no further.
The names Gabriel. Keeper of the pearly gates.

[Gaspar]

Hi, I was wondering if I could buy you a drink and I'll act like I'm interested in whatever you have to say in the hopes that perhaps you'll come home with me and engage in some drunken awkward sex that you will regret, and I will only retain memory of bits and pieces of for my personal mental highlight reel.

In the morning I'll take you to Denny's and we will talk about going to a museum to see that thing that you like, or renting that movie that you think is sooo funny.  We'll exchange phone numbers, and then I'll drop you off at your car with a quick peck on the cheek, and never see you again.

Or. . .we can sneak out to my car for a few minutes?

Your choice.