great pickup lines

[Gaspar]

This thread is going to go South fast!!!

Should probably stop while we're ahead.

[custosnox]

Who is your theif because I just wanted to know who stole the stars from the skies to put them in your eyes. (this one always won for the most cheesiest pickup line)

[TUalum0982]

There's a party in my pants....your invited!

[custosnox]

Like parties? Why don't you climb up my leg and have a ball?

[Red Arrow]

Like parties? Why don't you climb up my leg and have a ball?

Reminds me of a nearly bad time when our hamster escaped from his cage. I woke up when he was crawling up my pajama leg. Still gives me the creeps.