One-Way Church is here!

[Conan71]

Still not cheap enough.

Bring in your coupon for a 5% donation level.  Make sure you attach a copy of your pay stub so I know you aren't cheating.

(Expires Dec. 31, no cash value)

[Red Arrow]

Bring in your coupon for a 5% donation level.  Make sure you attach a copy of your pay stub so I know you aren't cheating.

(Expires Dec. 31, no cash value)

You're going in the right direction. 

[swake]

I've got a new hook that will make all other churches obsolete:

Discount church.

No tithe, I just want 7.5% of your earnings.  Consider it cheaper salvation.

Yeah, but then it's just cheap imported Chinese salvation.

[Townsend]

Yeah, but then it's just cheap imported Chinese salvation.

Lead based salvation is dangerous to children.

[Conan71]

Yeah, but then it's just cheap imported Chinese salvation.

Spewing coffee! Awesome!

[Jon Lanning]

   lol, discount coupons. Never heard that one!  

[Conan71]

  lol, discount coupons. Never heard that one!  

And, by the way, just having a little fun here.  Welcome aboard!

[Gaspar]

I've got a new hook that will make all other churches obsolete:

Discount church.

No tithe, I just want 7.5% of your earnings.  Consider it cheaper salvation.

I always liked Oral Roberts' system.  You take all of the cash from the tithing and throw it up in the air, God takes what he wants, and you keep the rest.

[RecycleMichael]

I am pretty sure I was created to procreate. My kids are proof that I am good breeding stock.

[heironymouspasparagus]

I think I was sent to torment Guido and Conan (and maybe a little Gaspar?)  Like a "Ghost of Christmas future", only slightly more vitriolic.

[Gaspar]

I think I was sent to torment Guido and Conan (and maybe a little Gaspar?)  Like a "Ghost of Christmas future", only slightly more vitriolic.

Dance for us. 

[heironymouspasparagus]

THAT would be torment!  And singing - the worst of all.

[Red Arrow]

THAT would be torment!  And singing - the worst of all.

I can't sing either.  In 5th grade music class, I (and a few others) were asked to sit down and not sing.