Well God Dang It!

[Conan71]

"Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman would you weep for me.

Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
Spent the half the groceries and all the rent
Like fourteen dollars having twenty seven cents."

[Red Arrow]

"Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman would you weep for me.

Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
Spent the half the groceries and all the rent
Like fourteen dollars having twenty seven cents."

Roger Miller?

[Red Arrow]

How do you know he's a king?

He has the costume, a beard, and talks funny?

[TulsaMoon]

How do you know he's a king?

He ain't got Sh*t all over him

[Gaspar]

He ain't got Sh*t all over him

We have a winner!

Tell him what he won bob. . .

[Red Arrow]

Well, I may have come in second but TulsaMoon came in next to last.  Do I get a prize?