Come on down to Cell Phone Corner and get your nails done and your hair cut...

[guido911]

You'll be OK as long as you stay on the turnpike.

No kidding with that one. Not many can survive what us southies recently acquired to keep the "northerners" out.

[Red Arrow]

Nathan,

It's one up time.  Got anything that will outrun Guido's rail gun?  Try to spy on our parking lots and strip centers and we'll get you.

[dbacks fan]

Nathan,

It's one up time.  Got anything that will outrun Guido's rail gun?  Try to spy on our parking lots and strip centers and we'll get you.

Will this help? I only have one so choose your target wisely.

[Red Arrow]

Will this help? I only have one so choose your target wisely.

I'm almost done with my "Death Star".

[custosnox]

I'm almost done with my "Death Star".

I've begun work on my "SunCrusher"

[Townsend]

I'm almost done with my "Death Star".

(pic taken when the cops knocked my camera up in the air while wrestling me to the ground.) 

Nice job on your "small moon" Red.

[Red Arrow]

I've begun work on my "SunCrusher"

I have access to the Galaxy from the Men in Black.   (With a Ford Galaxy in reserve, just in case.)

[Red Arrow]

I've forgotten, why is it you northies wanted to invade come down here?

[Townsend]

I've forgotten, why is it you northies wanted to invade come down here?

We true Tulsans enjoy the feeling of the crisp lip drying winds provided by your massive parking lots.

It isn't the same when the winds are funneled by structures.

[Hoss]

We true Tulsans enjoy the feeling of the crisp lip drying winds provided by your massive parking lots.

It isn't the same when the winds are funneled by structures.

And trees.  Let's not forget about the trees!

[Red Arrow]

Ah yes, free parking with dead trees.  One of our more special attractions.

Please note that free parking is only for the locals.  We charge outsiders so they will feel more at home in a strange land.  Please deposit your parking fees in the local business establishments.

[custosnox]

I've forgotten, why is it you northies wanted to invade come down here?

I forgot to tell you that I'm a Southie now, though I'm only at 71st, but I do spend plenty of time as far south as 101st.  Of course I was an Eastie before, not a Northie.

[Red Arrow]

I forgot to tell you that I'm a Southie now, though I'm only at 71st, but I do spend plenty of time as far south as 101st.  Of course I was an Eastie before, not a Northie.

You're borderline.  We may consider your application after a while.  You will need to prove your loyalty as a southie by providing evidence that you spend significant time south of 91st and at least occasionally get to 111th or even 121st. 

[custosnox]

You're borderline.  We may consider your application after a while.  You will need to prove your loyalty as a southie by providing evidence that you spend significant time south of 91st and at least occasionally get to 111th or even 121st. 

Nope, sorry, never have any reason to go that deep South.  The furthest I make it is the Walmart on Memorial.

[Red Arrow]

Nope, sorry, never have any reason to go that deep South.  The furthest I make it is the Walmart on Memorial.

It's only a few yards farther south from the WalMart building to get to 111th.  In fact, there are now a couple exits to 111th from the WalMart parking lot.  It's frequntly easier to get on 111th Eastbound to turn North on Memorial than try to exit directly North on Memorial.  Sometimes it's quicker to take 121st/Delaware to get to Riverside & 96th from 111th & Memorial than to fight traffic to get back to the turnpike.