Cities not testing water for widely-found carcinogen

[Red Arrow]

My dishwasher had been leaking it, had to replace it.

Replace the just the dihydrogen monoxide?

[custosnox]

Replace the just the dihydrogen monoxide?

Replace the dishwasher, was getting that dihydrogen monoxide crap all over the place.

[Conan71]

Replace the dishwasher, was getting that dihydrogen monoxide crap all over the place.

It's dangerous, I've heard of people actually drowning in the stuff.

[Gaspar]

I understand they have also found dihydrogen monoxide as well.

. . .and very small pebbles.

[Smokinokie]

. . .and very small pebbles.

Python reference FTW.

[waterboy]

I've done a lot of research on that Dihyrogen stuff. Apparently our neighbors to the south (Tarrant County Texas) will buy all of the stuff we have. Those dummies are even willing to go to court to force us to sell it to them. Go figure.

[dbacks fan]

I've done a lot of research on that Dihyrogen stuff. Apparently our neighbors to the south (Tarrant County Texas) will buy all of the stuff we have. Those dummies are even willing to go to court to force us to sell it to them. Go figure.

We're greedy in Arizona, we keep threating to cut California off and keep it for our selves, but every year they are willing to pay more and more for it. I didn't realise it had addictive prpoerties.

[Red Arrow]

We're greedy in Arizona, we keep threating to cut California off and keep it for our selves, but every year they are willing to pay more and more for it. I didn't realise it had addictive prpoerties.

I hope your home is not in danger from the dynamic properties of dihydrogen monoxide.

[dbacks fan]

I hope your home is not in danger from the dynamic properties of dihydrogen monoxide.

No I don't store it at home, I have an area in a police property warehouse that I store it in, and some large underground tanks as well.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Dangerous stuff.  And a close relative, saliva, has been found by the FDA to cause cancer!

But only when swallowed in very small amounts over a very long time.

[Red Arrow]

No I don't store it at home, I have an area in a police property warehouse that I store it in, and some large underground tanks as well.

I was thinking more about the news I have seen with homes becoming mobile (without wheels) due to fast flowing (dynamic properties) dihydrogen monoxide.

[Red Arrow]

Dangerous stuff.  And a close relative, saliva, has been found by the FDA to cause cancer!
But only when swallowed in very small amounts over a very long time.

Good thing most of us swallow larger quantities.

[Gaspar]

hexavalent chromium is not that bad.  If you drink really fast you can't even taste it!

[Gaspar]

Good thing most of us swallow larger quantities.

Your reputation proceeds you! 

[Red Arrow]

Your reputation proceeds you! 

Saliva,  swallow saliva.