Sauron is in the new Monopoly game

[Townsend]

http://blog.games.yahoo.com/blog/396-new-monopoly-trades-money-and-dice-for-no-nonsense-computer/

A new version of board game staple Monopoly will ditch the dice and paper money in exchange for an ominous computer tower that monitors player activity.

[sgrizzle]

Could also be "The Man"

.. or the Masons.

[Townsend]

Could also be "The Man"

.. or the Masons.

It can see you move...it has an eye...

[Gonesouth1234]

Since a lot of us already have tin foil hats, and take orders and receive messages from the mother ship through the toaster in the kitchen, this should be a walk in the park.   

[Gaspar]

Since a lot of us already have tin foil hats, and take orders and receive messages from the mother ship through the toaster in the kitchen, this should be a walk in the park.   

At first I couldn't tell.  I thought the voices were coming from the can opener, but now that you mention it, the toaster is most certainly the source.

[Red Arrow]

We don't have a toaster.  I guess I'm doomed.

[custosnox]

Our toaster got too bossy, so we unplugged it.

[Conan71]

It's the mikerwavez!!!! Aaaaaaghhh!!!!