Rand Paul suffers from floaters

[Townsend]

http://abcworldnews.tumblr.com/post/3769917002/sen-rand-paul-is-really-really-really-angry-about

Frankly, my toilets don't work in my house. And I blame you and people like you who want to tell me what I can install in my house, what I can do.

[Conan71]

It's a shitty situation to be in for sure.  What a pisser.

[Hoss]

It's a shitty situation to be in for sure.  What a pisser.

[dbacks fan]

[heironymouspasparagus]

I had to change a toilet last year and got one of the 1.27 gal/flush ones.  Works like a charm.  Perfectly in fact.

So now you know the rest of the story...Rand Paul, like so many RWRE is just way to full of s***!!

[Red Arrow]

So now you know the rest of the story...Rand Paul, like so many RWRE is just way to full of s***!!

Not so fast...
If they are full of $hi*,  how are they filling the toilets so much they won't flush?  They were full of $hi* but they tried to get rid of it.

[Conan71]

I still marvel at the thought of a toilet which will flush a bucket of golf balls.

[heironymouspasparagus]

I'm not a golfer, but it seems to me like there is some economic value there above and beyond the simple joy of watching a whirlpool full of balls.  ??  Wouldn't a dozen or two eggs be cheaper??

Besides, try as I may, have never been able to crap out a golf ball anyway, so what does that prove?

[Townsend]

Besides, try as I may, have never been able to crap out a golf ball anyway, so what does that prove?

You're a tightass?

[Hoss]

You're a tightass?

Well played.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Absolutely!!!  NEVER been in prison!