Answer me this!

[Ed W]

Why are women compelled to move furniture around?  I went to work, and when I came home, everything was different.  A bachelor I know moved into his house and put his furniture down, and didn't move it for years until he had to buy new stuff.  Yet our furniture moves two or three times each year.

I just don't understand it.   

[guido911]

http://www.hark.com/clips/pgmqpbwydl-i-think-of-a-man-and-i-take-away-reason-and-accountability

ducking and donning Kevlar.

[Red Arrow]

Why are women compelled to move furniture around?  I went to work, and when I came home, everything was different.  A bachelor I know moved into his house and put his furniture down, and didn't move it for years until he had to buy new stuff.  Yet our furniture moves two or three times each year.

I just don't understand it.   

You may be lucky it's only a few times per year.

[custosnox]

Why are women compelled to move furniture around?  I went to work, and when I came home, everything was different.  A bachelor I know moved into his house and put his furniture down, and didn't move it for years until he had to buy new stuff.  Yet our furniture moves two or three times each year.

I just don't understand it.   

By rearranging the furniture, she gets a "new" look to the place.  Be thankful she just rearranges and doesn't go out and buy new stuff to change things up a bit.

[Hoss]

By rearranging the furniture, she gets a "new" look to the place.  Be thankful she just rearranges and doesn't go out and buy new stuff to change things up a bit.

Kinda sucks when you're trying to sneak in after a late night men's night out and you bump into something you didn't expect was ther...nevermind.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Ahh....a newlywed amongst us!!  You are learning well, Grasshopper!

Besides, that women's work anyway...

(Let's see how much trouble that gets me in!  SWMBO would definitely have something to say...)

[Ed W]

Ahh....a newlywed amongst us!!  You are learning well, Grasshopper!

Newlywed?  We're coming up on our twenty fifth anniversary this year, so you're probably right.  Maybe in another twenty five I'll begin to understand.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Well,...not too sure.  If you haven't figured it out yet, well she is just not getting through that thick skull of yours!