I Am Sick of Hearing/Reading About the Upcoming Royal Wedding

[custosnox]

Love is grand. Divorce is many more grand.

"Divorce is expensive, freedom is priceless" - calander next to my desk

[Hoss]

Reason why divorces are so expensive?

Because they're worth it...

[custosnox]

Reason why divorces are so expensive?

Because they're worth it...

Willie Nelson playing the part of Uncle Jessie (sadly, the best part of the show)

[Hoss]

Willie Nelson playing the part of Uncle Jessie (sadly, the best part of the show)

Yep, but it was funny for what it was:  I know most of those jokes, but there were some on the blooper reel that were better.

Willie making a bong/pipe out of a green apple was classic.  And I didn't know that the guy from Super Trooper directed that movie...

[custosnox]

Yep, but it was funny for what it was:  I know most of those jokes, but there were some on the blooper reel that were better.

Willie making a bong/pipe out of a green apple was classic.  And I didn't know that the guy from Super Trooper directed that movie...

I forgot about the apple.  I felt it was a disgrace to the dukes, so it's been sitting on the shelve unwatched for quiet some time

[DolfanBob]

This will be flying at my house starting tomorrow.

[Hoss]

This will be flying at my house starting tomorrow.

The Scot in me almost wants to punch you.

j/k

[Red Arrow]

The Scot(ch) in me almost wants to punch you.
j/k

Fixed.   

I know that the people are NOT called Scotch.

[Hoss]

Fixed.   

I know that the people are NOT called Scotch.

Not a big Scotch drinker, believe it or not.  My cousin, however, is addicted to Glenlivet.  Maybe the Marshall in me wants to punch him also.  Except for the Sundown Wheat part.  Everyone is buying those up around these parts.

OK, I've officially "Marshalled" this thread now.

[Red Arrow]

Not a big Scotch drinker, believe it or not.  My cousin, however, is addicted to Glenlivet.  Maybe the Marshall in me wants to punch him also.  Except for the Sundown Wheat part.  Everyone is buying those up around these parts.

OK, I've officially "Marshalled" this thread now.

I used to drink Scotch in medium (not mass) quantities.  The increase in the varieties of beer in the last decade or so have changed my habits. 

[Conan71]

I've kind of gone off the quad and grand cru deepend lately.

[Red Arrow]

I've kind of gone off the quad and grand cru deepend lately.

Tripels are my favorite.

[Teatownclown]

And they lived happily ever after

[RecycleMichael]

I bet on the Twins in tonight's baseball game. I figured the Royals were tired after the long wedding.

[Conan71]

And they lived happily ever after

But why is the little girl holding her ears? Loud slurping sounds?