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Started by Gaspar, June 02, 2011, 03:40:11 PM

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guido911

Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Teatownclown


Gaspar

Alec Baldwin has an article on Huffnpuff that is high-larious!

"For high functioning men like Weiner and other officials who have lived through such scandals, who are constantly on the go, that leaves one tried and true source of a reliable high. The affirmation that comes when someone lets you know they want to sleep with you. Or even cyber-sleep with you."

"Weiner is the modern, high functioning man. The fact that he is married is just one, albeit a huge, factor. I know many people who divorce over such issues of online betrayal. Appointment sex with your spouse doesn't always arrive when you need it most. A modern cell phone, loaded with contacts of willing fellow players, has a table with a red checkered table cloth ready for you at virtually any time."

"Weiner is a modern human being. So he ensnared himself in things that modern humans do."


I love the assertion that engaging in this type of activity makes you a "Modern Human" and establishes you as "High Functioning."

Weiner should just tweet a video of himself punching the clown (no offence Teatown), and the left will label him a GENIUS, and hand him the Nobel Prize for erections.

Alas, I am but a simple man, a rube really, and I suppose I shall remain that way because I have no desire to share photos of my junk with strangers.  
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.


Conan71

Quote from: Gaspar on June 09, 2011, 04:21:42 PM
Weiner should just tweet a video of himself punching the clown (no offence Teatown), and the left will label him a GENIUS, and hand him the Nobel Prize for erections.


Uh, is that the euphemism for flogging a dolphin?
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

Teatownclown

#125
10 stories more important than Weinergate
From record greenhouse gas emissions to the failed War on Drugs, here are the real scandals the media ignored
http://www.salon.com/news/david_sirota/2011/06/09/worse_than_weiner_pictures/index.html

10. Obama Considering Appointing Banker to Be Top Bank Regulator
9. Top Senators Become Big-Time Corporate Shills
8. Top Republican Calls for Elimination of 250,000 Jobs -- Says They Aren't "Real
7. State Legislature Moves to Overturn Roe v. Wade
6. U.S. Government Accused of Crushing Corporate Whistle-blower
5. President Declares Himself a Monarch
4. Defense Secretary Suggests We're Not Leaving Afghanistan
3. World Leaders Declare Drug War an Abject Failure
2. Senate Obstruction Becomes Worst in U.S. History
1. World Hits Record High Greenhouse Gas Emissions

And this too:



GMObama

Weiner has %57 support in his own district today. More important news goes ignored. Besides, if your wife wore a burkha to bed wouldn't you get weird too? ;)

guido911

#126
Pelosi and her poodle want Weiner out. I say stick it out Weiner.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/11/pelosi-israel-tell-weiner-he-should-resign/

Edited.  It seems Weiner is going into rehab.

http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2011/06/11/report-weiner-planning-to-check-into-treatment-center/

I guess this whole thing was a result of an untreated medical/psychological problem and not about a person who lies and accuses others of nefarious activities such as hacking.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Gaspar

I'm glad to see that he's reaching out for help.  Once he makes this into a disability, he will be even more powerful.

BTW, He has just launched his wife's political career.
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.


Teatownclown

Quote from: guido911 on June 12, 2011, 01:04:06 PM
Good grief. More photos:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/12/anthony-weiner-representative-congress-house-of-representatives-gym-locker-room-photos-pictures/

You are really infatuated with this stuff..... I don't recall you being so enamored with Vitter, Ensign, Livingston, Sanford, Gingrich, Giuliani, Scharwtzenager, Judge Thomas.... the list is too long. Can you find something positive to yammer about?

guido911

Quote from: Teatownclown on June 12, 2011, 02:18:52 PM
You are really infatuated with this stuff..... I don't recall you being so enamored with Vitter, Ensign, Livingston, Sanford, Gingrich, Giuliani, Scharwtzenager, Judge Thomas.... the list is too long. Can you find something positive to yammer about?

You can go soft on Weiner. Pointing out the hilarity of this moron's conduct is worth your irrelevant and unimportant scorn @ssclown.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Breadburner

#131
Quote from: Teatownclown on June 12, 2011, 02:18:52 PM
You are really infatuated with this stuff..... I don't recall you being so enamored with Vitter, Ensign, Livingston, Sanford, Gingrich, Giuliani, Scharwtzenager, Judge Thomas.... the list is too long. Can you find something positive to yammer about?

Your penis envy is showing...Time for some downward facing (hot)dog and a pill......
 

HazMatCFO

The more Weiner hangs on as additional lewd pictures emerge of him grabbing his crotch in the locker room, the more his political career fails. Really, ending up on TMZs website is not good for a political career.

My advice is to take the Elliot Spitzer route. Resign, go to work for a left leaning cable news organization, make a few million and wait for people to get this crap out of their memories. He's a relatively young politican and New Yorker's in his district like him, so a come back is very possible. But he's becoming a huge drag on the democrat party nationally and their message is getting drowned.

we vs us

Quote from: HazMatCFO on June 12, 2011, 04:55:15 PM

My advice is to take the Elliot Spitzer route. Resign, go to work for a left leaning cable news organization, make a few million and wait for people to get this crap out of their memories.

CNN's left leaning? More like crap-leaning, amirite?

Conan71

I never thought there was anyone more narcissistic than Gingrich, but I think Weiner may have eclipsed the Newt.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan