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Started by Gaspar, June 02, 2011, 03:40:11 PM

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Gaspar

Ok, If I was his PR guy, this is what I would advise him to do. . .

He should call Lauren Michaels with SNL immediately and say:

"I know you are working on skits about me.  Count me in!  Let me know when I should arrive at the studio and what you want me to wear.  You will get more viewers than you've had since Eddie Murphy, and once I completely exhaust all of the humor at my expense, the media will be able to drop it."

Twerp needs to get in front of it!
When attacked by a mob of clowns, always go for the juggler.

Cats Cats Cats

Quote from: Gaspar on June 07, 2011, 02:53:48 PM
Ok, If I was his PR guy, this is what I would advise him to do. . .

He should call Lauren Michaels with SNL immediately and say:

"I know you are working on skits about me.  Count me in!  Let me know when I should arrive at the studio and what you want me to wear.  You will get more viewers than you've had since Eddie Murphy, and once I completely exhaust all of the humor at my expense, the media will be able to drop it."

Twerp needs to get in front of it!


You just to see him in his underwear

Conan71

Quote from: Gaspar on June 07, 2011, 02:53:48 PM
Ok, If I was his PR guy, this is what I would advise him to do. . .

He should call Lauren Michaels with SNL immediately and say:

"I know you are working on skits about me.  Count me in!  Let me know when I should arrive at the studio and what you want me to wear.  You will get more viewers than you've had since Eddie Murphy, and once I completely exhaust all of the humor at my expense, the media will be able to drop it."

Twerp needs to get in front of it!


Paul (Pee Wee Herman) Reubens, after he was caught sticking it out in a Florida porn theater hosted SNL or some other show (might have even been as a presenter on an awards show) not long after his arrest. 

First thing out of his mouth: "So, heard any good jokes lately?"

That's how you bounce back with some humor and diffuse the tension.  Apparently, Wiener may have other ways of diffusing tension.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

heironymouspasparagus

I thought I heard that the tweet went to about 42,000 of his closest friends?

"So he brandished a gun, never shot anyone or anything right?"  --TeeDub, 17 Feb 2018.

I don't share my thoughts because I think it will change the minds of people who think differently.  I share my thoughts to show the people who already think like me that they are not alone.

RecycleMichael

Quote from: Breadburner on June 07, 2011, 01:39:12 PM
"This just in"......!!!

"Weiner to pull out".....!!!!

I think it is a little premature.
Power is nothing till you use it.

Conan71

Quote from: RecycleMichael on June 07, 2011, 03:56:00 PM
I think it is a little premature.

They make pills for that too, don't they?  I understand this has been very hardon him.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

DolfanBob

For I have sinned ! !  :'(
Changing opinions one mistake at a time.

Hoss

Quote from: guido911 on June 07, 2011, 12:27:52 PM
I'm telling the forum cop about your name-calling.

How?  You won't even address me  You're like my six-year-old nephew.

EDIT:  Actually, that's insulting my nephew.

Breadburner

 

Teatownclown

Like flies on sh!~t....

Never saw this type of bullying when those toe tapping hypocrites and family value guys got busted....

Conan71

Quote from: Teatownclown on June 07, 2011, 07:07:55 PM
Like flies on sh!~t....

Never saw this type of bullying when those toe tapping hypocrites and family value guys got busted....

Thanks for the laugh, that's rich!

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

guido911

Quote from: Teatownclown on June 07, 2011, 07:07:55 PM
Like flies on sh!~t....

Never saw this type of bullying when those toe tapping hypocrites and family value guys got busted....

Who is getting bullied? The guy that lied to the faces of numerous reporters, his constituents, and the American people? The guy that allowed his "protectors" (as Brietbart called them) to falsely claim he was hacked and accused at least two innocent people of doing the hacking? The guy that sent pictures of his junk and his posing with his "pussys" (cats) to strangers? The guy that basically wiped his @ss with his marriage certificate? That guy is getting bullied? Poor, poor Weiner.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

guido911

Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Teatownclown

PLEASE, don't let this thread die!

Patti Davis is into voyeurism too! http://ccoaler.blogspot.com/2011/06/reagans-daughter-poses-in-nude-at-age.html

the horror! 8)

Conan71

What? No link to the photos?

You big tease.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan