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Started by RecycleMichael, July 04, 2011, 01:33:17 PM

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custosnox

#15
July 06, 2011, 05:52:11 PM
so far, the only incidents I've had was one instance of a lady finger going off in my hand, next to my ear as I was throwing it and another incident where a rocket chased me down. I got back in the apartment and the door closed on it before it exploded, but not without a burned pull over.  Got a buddy who got into one of those fireworks fights and took a morter to the eye.  Permanant vision impairment. 

guido911

#16
July 06, 2011, 05:54:53 PM
I got only 2nd degree burns and blisters on the palm of my hand. They will heal fast. Countdown for jokes 3...2..1  and fearing BB.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

custosnox

#17
July 06, 2011, 06:39:17 PM
Quote from: guido911 on July 06, 2011, 05:54:53 PM
I got only 2nd degree burns and blisters on the palm of my hand. They will heal fast. Countdown for jokes 3...2..1  and fearing BB.
I'm trying to resist the urge, it's not easy.

guido911

#18
July 06, 2011, 06:47:14 PM
Quote from: custosnox on July 06, 2011, 06:39:17 PM
I'm trying to resist the urge, it's not easy.

Oh let er rip. You will feel a whole lot better.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Townsend

#19
July 06, 2011, 10:59:42 PM
Quote from: guido911 on July 06, 2011, 06:47:14 PM
Oh let er rip. You will feel a whole lot better.

Pop the blisters and shake hands with "the stranger".

Conan71

#20
July 06, 2011, 11:03:18 PM
Quote from: Townsend on July 06, 2011, 10:59:42 PM
Pop the blisters and shake hands with "the stranger".

15 yards for roughing the passer!

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

guido911

#21
July 06, 2011, 11:28:48 PM Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 11:30:22 PM by guido911
Thank you T and Conan. Let er rip others. It really is funny given my better half's facial expression when she saw my hand.
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

custosnox

#22
July 07, 2011, 03:05:22 AM
Quote from: guido911 on July 06, 2011, 11:28:48 PM
Thank you T and Conan. Let er rip others. It really is funny given my better half's facial expression when she saw my hand.
That's what happens when you have too much caffeine and time alone when out of lube

Hoss

#23
July 07, 2011, 06:44:49 AM Last Edit: July 07, 2011, 06:48:32 AM by Hoss
Quote from: custosnox on July 07, 2011, 03:05:22 AM
That's what happens when you have too much caffeine and time alone when out of lube

I wanna say something related to the Michael Jackson rendition of "Smooth Criminal" and "American Pie II", but I'll bite my tongue....for now.  Those of you who have seen it probably know what I'm talking about.

;D

Let's just say it involves not identifying the proper container of a specific substance correctly.

EDIT:  Michael Jackson wrote the song; the movie rendition is performed by Alien Ant Farm.

guido911

#24
July 07, 2011, 08:43:22 PM
Flash mob:

Someone get Hoss a pacifier.

Breadburner

#25
July 07, 2011, 10:20:11 PM
Quote from: guido911 on July 06, 2011, 05:54:53 PM
I got only 2nd degree burns and blisters on the palm of my hand. They will heal fast. Countdown for jokes 3...2..1  and fearing BB.

 

guido911

#26
July 07, 2011, 10:27:14 PM
Someone get Hoss a pacifier.
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