EARTHQUAKES!

[Conan71]

I think you missed my point. If it's a sign, one from "god", then he's trying to remind people (sin-izens et al.)
the church may not be stable.

Oh no, I got your point.  I also got a wife in Chino. 

[Teatownclown]

I'm just noticing how AOX and the kraut both became real active today. Things that make you go... hmmmmm...

"My, my, my don't tell lies, keep fidelity in your head
My, my, my, don't tell lies. When you're done you show go to be.
Don't say hi, like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead and you're dead"

[nathanm]

I think it's all the fracking going on nearby....

Is that you, sauerkraut?

[TheArtist]

Just wait someone will blame the quake on global warming.

Well... it could be that all the ice melting at the north pole has shifted the water and weight distribution of the planet. Plus the warmer atmosphere is adding pressure in other areas. Oh, and the drought in the middle of the country has made the earth here lighter so its rising up a bit here, aaand the hurricane is pushing up from the south.  All that adds up to an earthquake if you ask me. 

[dbacks fan]

Thanks artist, I neede a good laugh!!!!

[Red Arrow]

Plus the warmer atmosphere is adding pressure in other areas.

Is that due to the large balloon around the earth holding the air in?

[TheArtist]

Is that due to the large balloon around the earth holding the air in?

Very well could be, hadn't thought of that.  I was looking at my desktop globe today and had a revelation.  You lesser intelligent people may not know this but the earth is actually not round but is squished a bit at the poles.  The shape is called an "Oblate Spheroid" (that can be your word of the day).  But back to that globe and my revalation.  As I was looking at the globe I noticed that this Oblate Spheroid shape is very likely caused by the constant pressure of the wingnuts on either pole    Hows that for scientific deduction?   Another mystery solved.

[Red Arrow]

As I was looking at the globe I noticed that this Oblate Spheroid shape is very likely caused by the constant pressure of the wingnuts on either pole    Hows that for scientific deduction?   Another mystery solved.

Sounds good.  Be careful though.  If you tighten the wingnuts too tightly on the rod going through the globe, the earth's rotation will slow down.  Then we will all need to buy new clocks.

[AquaMan]

Sounds good.  Be careful though.  If you tighten the wingnuts too tightly on the rod going through the globe, the earth's rotation will slow down.  Then we will all need to buy new clocks.

You mean Glocks don't you?

[jne]

http://gawker.com/5833728/was-todays-earthquake-another-boobquake

Punishment or Almighty motorboat?

[Red Arrow]

You mean Glocks don't you?

Well, maybe that too. 

I was thinking more along the line of having to redefine an hour to still have 24 hrs/day if the earth's rotation slowed.   

[Teatownclown]

Is that due to the large balloon around the earth holding the air in?

Some New Jerseyites think it's cause was Chris Christie fell off his chair...

I will stick to all the fracking....

[Conan71]

No it was a result of the Bush Fault.

[Teatownclown]

Watch out....do you have earthquake insurance?

This guy has insured he'll be right by covering the entire earth.

What are the Russians thinking? http://inhabitat.com/russia-green-lights-65-billion-siberia-alaska-rail-and-tunnel-to-bridge-the-bering-strait/

[Breadburner]