TOTUS Stolen!

[Gaspar]

Recovered a day later at a Holiday Inn Express.  TOTUS is well rested and ready to lead the free world.

Drugs and a dead hooker also found.  No statement from Michelle as of yet.

http://www.nbc12.com/story/15716468/thieves-steal-truck-with-presidents-equipment

[Breadburner]

Too bad they found it....If it would not have been located we would not have had to hear from him....We all know he can't perform without his teleprompter.....

[guido911]

Too bad they found it....If it would not have been located we would not have had to hear from him....We all know he can't perform without his teleprompter.....

Do I need to bust out the "breathalyzer" clip? Yes I do.

[Breadburner]

[Gaspar]

There is an update. . .

Authorities now believe that President Obama's teleprompter may have been hatching a plot to elope to Canada with his autopen.

[Quinton]

Ever notice the likeness of our president to Alferd E. Newman ?

[guido911]

Ever notice the likeness of our president to Alferd E. Newman ?

Well, I do now.

[Hoss]

Ever notice the likeness of our president to Alferd E. Newman ?

I thought he looked more like this:

[Red Arrow]

I thought he looked more like this:

No, the hair isn't quite right.

[Teatownclown]

If I could, I'd bust this stupid thread. Serious sh !t going on  and look what some people want to do to divert attention from the real news.

[dbacks fan]

There is an update. . .

Authorities now believe that President Obama's teleprompter may have been hatching a plot to elope to Canada with his autopen.

An unamed printer/scanner was reported to be traveling with them to be best man and witness to the event.

[Breadburner]

If I could, I'd bust this stupid thread. Serious sh !t going on  and look what some people want to do to divert attention from the real news.

You mean serious sh t as in how much taxes is being collected in Kalifornia on medical marijuana......

[heironymouspasparagus]

Looks like we have a new trend on the board.  Breadhead is going through his Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers phase and moving away from his Debby Does Dallas phase!

[Breadburner]

Looks like we have a new trend on the board.  Breadhead is going through his Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers phase and moving away from his Debby Does Dallas phase!

There you go again with the sexual innuendos.......You are on the wrong board....!!!

[heironymouspasparagus]

There you go again with the sexual innuendos.......You are on the wrong board....!!!

Ahhh....would that it were so...but no, the Bread is still the Bread.