Today in Ralph Shortey news...

[Vashta Nerada]

The after-the-search search warrant affadavit



The U.S. Secret Service has confirmed it is joining the investigation of a Republican state senator from Oklahoma City who is facing felony child prostitution charges.  The Secret Service's special agent in charge of the Oklahoma City office, Ken Valentine, confirmed Monday that investigators from his office are assisting in the investigation of state Sen. Ralph Shortey at the request of the Moore Police Department.
Valentine says the agency has access to some of the latest technology for investigating crimes that involve the use of smartphones and computers.

Sources in the Senate tell FOX 25 that Shortey was known to avoid security screenings at the capitol.

[Conan71]

The after-the-search search warrant affadavit



The U.S. Secret Service has confirmed it is joining the investigation of a Republican state senator from Oklahoma City who is facing felony child prostitution charges.  The Secret Service's special agent in charge of the Oklahoma City office, Ken Valentine, confirmed Monday that investigators from his office are assisting in the investigation of state Sen. Ralph Shortey at the request of the Moore Police Department.
Valentine says the agency has access to some of the latest technology for investigating crimes that involve the use of smartphones and computers.

Sources in the Senate tell FOX 25 that Shortey was known to avoid security screenings at the capitol.

A senator or HOR rep avoiding security screenings doesn't seem that out of place.

Now, why would the USSS get involved?  I figured child trafficking or an internet crime would be under the FBI's area of interest.

What do you bet this maggot becomes an instant advocate for the SQ's we passed last November?

[patric]

More national news, just not Ralph:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ap-source-oklahoma-state-senator-accused-uber-assault-48479645

[heironymouspasparagus]

More national news, just not Ralph:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ap-source-oklahoma-state-senator-accused-uber-assault-48479645

What is the big deal ??   He is just following the lead of the very tip top of the Republican structure set by our Pedophile in Chief... Chester the Molester in Chief...!!  Donald Trump.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Two districts voted Democrat yesterday.  Both Repubes had left because of ethics issues. 

Truly surprised - even most ring wing extremists don't want their little boys being molested by old white Republicans!  Who would ever have thought here in Oklahoma!!??

[Ed W]

Ralph Shortey just indicted in federal court for child pornography and child sex trafficking.

[Conan71]

What's the over/under on Shortey being found hanging from his own belt or sucking down lead?

[swake]

State Senator Bryce Marlatt from Woodward was ALSO charged today with sexual battery for attacking an Uber driver. He has not resigned. Family values baby!

http://newsok.com/oklahoma-senator-charged-after-police-investigation-into-uber-drivers-complaint/article/5563022

[heironymouspasparagus]

State Senator Bryce Marlatt from Woodward was ALSO charged today with sexual battery for attacking an Uber driver. He has not resigned. Family values baby!

http://newsok.com/oklahoma-senator-charged-after-police-investigation-into-uber-drivers-complaint/article/5563022

I know people from both sides of the aisle do this kind of carp, but why is it we see about 10 Repubs to every Dem...

Rhetorical question...

[Ed W]

I know people from both sides of the aisle do this kind of carp, but why is it we see about 10 Repubs to every Dem...

Rhetorical question...

Why, in the old days, Democratic scandals involved sex while Republican ones were about money, and abuses of power were evenly split between them. But now! Republicans act like Democrats and vice-versa. No one has a sense of decorum or honors traditions any more. The Republic is doomed.

Damned kids.

[heironymouspasparagus]

Why, in the old days, Democratic scandals involved sex while Republican ones were about money, and abuses of power were evenly split between them. But now! Republicans act like Democrats and vice-versa. No one has a sense of decorum or honors traditions any more. The Republic is doomed.

Damned kids.

Crazy world !!   Cats sleeping with dogs... chaos ensues!!!

[Townsend]

House candidate says 'copy and paste' error behind porn entry on expense sheet

http://ktul.com/news/local/house-candidate-says-copy-and-paste-error-behind-porn-entry-on-expense-sheet

OKLAHOMA CITY (KOKH) — A candidate for the Oklahoma House of Representatives says his treasurer made a "copy and paste" error, leading to a pornographic title being listed on a campaign expense sheet.
Jason Reese says his treasurer has submitted his resignation Thursday morning after the gaffe.

First reported by The Lost Ogle, the porn title appears on Reese's 2nd Quarter Amended expense report for his campaign on a line referencing the company Anedot, Inc., and saying that it cost $10.05.

Reese tells FOX 25 he hired a treasurer to prepare the reports and make sure money donated to the campaign was handled properly. Reese says Anedot is a processing company for campaigns and nonprofits who manages the online donations. He says the $10.05 fee listed is the price withheld by the company when someone makes a $250 donation on his website. He says it's impossible to purchase pornography from Anedot because they're simply a credit card processing company.

Reese is a Republican candidate for State House District 83.

[Ed W]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I've often meant to write "donated underwear to Goodwill", for instance, and inadvertently wrote "hot wife Chloe needs to be punished" instead. I hear it's a common error.

[Red Arrow]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I've often meant to write "donated underwear to Goodwill", for instance, and inadvertently wrote "hot wife Chloe needs to be punished" instead. I hear it's a common error.

You've been watching too many hearing aid ads.

[Conan71]

You've been watching too many hearing aid ads.

What?