Celebrity Fundraising

[Gaspar]

Sarah Jessica Parker has just written a fundraising letter saying that she is hosting a dinner at her house for the president.  I loved her in Secretariat!



Paris Hilton is also writing a fundraising letter for the president, but she may not have it done in time for the election.

[Townsend]

It's not real.  She always signs "SJ" when she writes to me.

"My therapist told me Sarah Jessica sounds pretentious"

[guido911]

Was that after she was fronting Twisted Sister?

[Gaspar]

It's kind of interesting this time around that the celebs humping for him are the ones that are dumber than a sock full of tacos.

[Townsend]

It's kind of interesting this time around that the celebs humping for him are the ones that are dumber than a sock full of tacos.

Like who?

[guido911]

It's kind of interesting this time around that the celebs humping for him are the ones that are dumber than a sock full of tacos.

[Townsend]

The carne asada tacos at White Owl are good.  Ask for the verde sauce.

[guido911]

The carne asada tacos at White Owl are good.  Ask for the verde sauce.

Let me break this to you gently. You are a southie now. Anywhere North of 71st is foreign lands. Now, where South of 71st do I go? As for dumb celebrities. They are on BOTH sides.

[Townsend]

Let me break this to you gently. You are a southie now. Anywhere North of 71st is foreign lands. Now, where South of 71st do I go? As for dumb celebrities. They are on BOTH sides.

I'm aware.  I can smell that mid-town smell on them now.

As far as South of 71st for tacos?  Not sure.  George's in Jenks is a tasty burger and good beer joint.  I'll meet you there, just call a time.  Your foot usable soon?

[guido911]

I'm aware.  I can smell that mid-town smell on them now.

As far as South of 71st for tacos?  Not sure.  George's in Jenks is a tasty burger and good beer joint.  I'll meet you there, just call a time.  Your foot usable soon?

In the immortal words of Clark Griswald: "Ooooh. Ooooh, I know that smell."

I'm up and running. Like I posted on FB, it's freakin amazing what can happen when one TIES THEIR DAMNED SHOES properly. Will check back on the tacos de Jenks.

[RecycleMichael]

It's kind of interesting this time around that the celebs humping for him are the ones that are dumber than a sock full of tacos.

Celebrities for Romney...

Jeff Foxworthy
Ted Nugent
Kid Rock

I call your sock full of tacos and raise you a hat full of fishsticks.

[Hoss]

Celebrities for Romney...

Jeff Foxworthy
Ted Nugent
Kid Rock

I call your sock full of tacos and raise you a hat full of fishsticks.

Foxworthy and Kid are actually pretty intelligent.

Nugent however breaks the average...

[Red Arrow]

Celebrities for Romney...

Jeff Foxworthy
Ted Nugent
Kid Rock

I call your sock full of tacos and raise you a hat full of fishsticks.

A hat full of fishsticks isn't worth even one taco.  Well, a good taco anyway.

[custosnox]

Let me break this to you gently. You are a southie now. Anywhere North of 71st is foreign lands. Now, where South of 71st do I go? As for dumb celebrities. They are on BOTH sides.

Come over to the east side and get some real ones off of the roach coaches... ehem, I mean the taco trucks.