Democratic National Convention 2012

[guido911]

"As usual, Jon Stewart knocks it well out of the ballpark."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/obama-teleprompter-sixth-grade-video_n_436406.html

[Hoss]

Yep, really showing when he pulls out a two year old HuffPo article as it relates to the teleprompter.  Nevermind that all politicians use it.

At least some can read.

[guido911]

Yep, really showing when he pulls out a two year old HuffPo article as it relates to the teleprompter.  Nevermind that all politicians use it.

At least some can read.

Are you that dense that I quoted your old post about John Stewart and how he is ripping on the teleprompter issue? And as far as able to read, okay...

Corpseman:

Greater inefficiencies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKIfzoC8D0

Photoshopped?



Looks like its that time again Hoss...

[Hoss]

Are you that dense that I quoted your old post about John Stewart and how he is ripping on the teleprompter issue? And as far as able to read, okay...

Corpseman:

Greater inefficiencies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKIfzoC8D0

Photoshopped?



Looks like its that time again Hoss...

Have you added me as your second stalking subject?  Not sure whether to feel dirty or honored.

You also seem to have some sort of hangup with training wheels.  Did your parents let you fall while teaching you to ride your bike or something?  That might explain some things.

[guido911]

DNC convention agenda leaked:

Cub Reporter Biff Spackle scoops the world with the tippity-top secret agenda for the DNC.

    2012 Democrat National Convention
    Schedule of Events

     7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
     7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS
     7:20 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama
     7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER - Reverend Jeremiah Wright
     7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah
     7:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Darryl Hannah
     8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! - Al Gore
     8:30 pm WHY FOURTH TRIMESTER ABORTIONS MATTER - Barbara Boxer
     8:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barbara Boxer
     9:00 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES - John Kerry
     9:30 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM HUSSEIN AND MUAMMAR GADDAFI - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
     9:55 pm INCOHERENT RAMBLING ABOUT COWBOY POETRY, ETC. - Harry Reid
    10:00 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandon
    10:05 pm COLLECTION DRIVE FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN MEMORIAL FUND - Cher
    10:30 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn
    11:00 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton
    11:45 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandon's Rack
    11:50 pm A PLEA FOR MASS PARDONS OF THE OCCUPY WALL STREET RAPISTS - Howard Dean
    12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN AFGHANISTAN'S PRISONS - Michael Moore
    12:25 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Jessica Alba
    12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
    12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi
    12:55 am Barack Obama ACCEPTS NOMINATION, GRAMMY, AND TONY AWARDS
    1:15 am THE TRUE STORY: HOW I KILLED BIN LADEN - Barack Obama
    1:25 am Max Baucus SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM
    1:30 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
    1:55 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Mitt McRyan
    2:00 am Bill Clinton asks Max Baucus to drive Hillary home.



Hat tips: Black Quill & Ink and 2008 Agenda for Democrat National Convention.

[Ed W]

Is that the real agenda, Guido?  You wouldn't be trying to mislead us, would you?

...and for those of you with more...cultural...inclinations, the TCC channel is running "Cat Women Of The Moon."  Women in black tights!  Hubba hubba!

[Hoss]

Is that the real agenda, Guido?  You wouldn't be trying to mislead us, would you?

...and for those of you with more...cultural...inclinations, the TCC channel is running "Cat Women Of The Moon."  Women in black tights!  Hubba hubba!

That might be like asking if...well...water is wet, Ed.

[guido911]

Is that the real agenda, Guido?  You wouldn't be trying to mislead us, would you?

I'm busted.

[nathanm]

Put on your pink fluffy handcuffs and an officer will be by to pick you up shortly. 

[guido911]

The fluffy cuffs with the ball gag and matching assless chaps. Oh great, now will we see that protesting outfit next?

[Teatownclown]

Maybe we will get a glass half full picture from NC this week rather than the unpatriotic silence and the angry vitriol from last week in Tampa.
http://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgan-go-outright-long-us-equities-2012-9

[Red Arrow]

That might be like asking if...well...water is wet, Ed.

Dry steam is saturated steam that has been very slightly superheated. This is not sufficient to change its energy appreciably, but is a sufficient rise in temperature to avoid condensation problems, given the average loss in temperature across the steam supply circuit. Towards the end of the 19th century, when superheating was still a less than certain technology, such steam-drying gave the condensation-avoiding benefits of superheating without requiring the sophisticated boiler or lubrication techniques of full superheating.[4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superheated_steam

[guido911]

I hope it's not too hot in Charlotte.

[Ed W]

Dry steam is saturated steam that has been very slightly superheated. This is not sufficient to change its energy appreciably, but is a sufficient rise in temperature to avoid condensation problems, given the average loss in temperature across the steam supply circuit. Towards the end of the 19th century, when superheating was still a less than certain technology, such steam-drying gave the condensation-avoiding benefits of superheating without requiring the sophisticated boiler or lubrication techniques of full superheating.[4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superheated_steam

I learn amazing things here.

[guido911]

Maybe I need to rethink this DNC thing.

The delegate who was sanctioned Sunday reportedly tried to intervene when hotel staff called  paramedics, arguing that the unconscious man had merely had too much to drink and ought to be put to bed. When he tried to move the man's motionless body, hotel staff called the police.

When officers arrived, the man allegedly claimed to be a member of Congress, before stating repeatedly that he was a state party official. Police threatened to arrest him when he refused to provide identification, and hotel staff threatened to kick him off the property. He later apologized and was allowed to remain in the hotel for the remainder of the night.

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-dnc-california-delegate-disturbance-20120902,0,1786689.story