A Johnny joke for my left leaning/liberal friends.

[Hoss]

Well, for everyone, but you Conservatives heads might asplode...or it might not.

For those of you who have a sense of humor.


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Romney fans.

Not really knowing what a Romney fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny...

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Romney fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Romney?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Liberal."

The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Romney fan."

[Red Arrow]

Well, for everyone, but you Conservatives heads might asplode...or it might not.

For those of you who have a sense of humor.


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Romney fans.
Not really knowing what a Romney fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny...
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Romney fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Romney?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Liberal."
The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Romney fan."

That basic joke has made both side of the aisle for years.

[Teatownclown]

Well, for everyone, but you Conservatives heads might asplode...or it might not.

For those of you who have a sense of humor.


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Romney fans.

Not really knowing what a Romney fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny...

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Romney fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Romney?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Liberal."

The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a mormon and your dad was an idiotpolygamist, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Romney fan a one per center"

small change...weak joke

[Red Arrow]

small change...weak joke

With your changes, it isn't even funny.