creative put downs

[RecycleMichael]

I am trying to make a list of creative things to talk smack to my friends. Please add any you have. They should be easily understood and mean enough, yet still funny if possible.

Here is a starter.

I put a picture of you on my broken vaccum and now it sucks.

[Breadburner]

Yer mom is like a doorknob...Everyone gets a turn.....

[custosnox]

Oh, go hug a suicide bomber.

[Teatownclown]

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West


"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..." - Oscar Wilde

[Ed W]

I'll insult you as soon as I can think of an insult simple enough for you to understand.

[AquaMan]

By leaving our state, you increased the average IQ of both states.

[Red Arrow]

By leaving our state, you increased the average IQ of both states.

An oldie but goodie. Actually a double insult combined into one.