TulsaNow Football Smack Talk

[RecycleMichael]

We have seven and need at least one more and prefer five more.

This is a great way to enjoy football. Spread the word.

[MichaelC]

One dropped.  Got 6 now.

[chlfan]

Back to seven again- need 1, 3 or 5 more.

This league won't draft unless we have an even number of teams. Spread the word.

[midtownnewbie]

I'm in for #8.  Have you set a DRAFT DATE???  I'd like to know so that I have my final rankings in before then...

[midtownnewbie]

Sorry, after I signed in I noticed the 9/4 draft date posting.  Good luck everyone!

[midtownnewbie]

Wk 1 is in the books and the SuperSpark are in the lead...

[chlfan]

Is no one here gonna talk some trash?

Wondering how everyone feels about their team after the first 3 weeks.

[RecycleMichael]

My team is now 2 and 1 and has won two in a row.

That first week I blamed the loss on some tainted spinach my team was fed by april racer.

I knew I should have questioned the salad buffet he offered.

[MichaelC]

Unless Michael Vick fails to make it to the game, I'm heading straight for 0-3.

Hooray!

[RecycleMichael]

Yeah, MichaelC, your team kinda sucks.

Your running backs are in pain from the splinters they get while sitting on the bench.

Your receivers are slow and couldn't catch a cold if they hung out in a day care.

Your quarterback is so busy doing television commercials and wearing that helmet thing just makes him look poorly for the cameras.

Your defense shouldn't even have a "d" in their name. Let's call them "efense".

Your only hope to win is if your kicker finds some way to throw touchdowns after the fumbled snap.

You in a heap o' trouble boy.

[MichaelC]

Heck, you're even better at trashtalker than I am.  

I'm not worthy of being called the Filthy Trashtalkers.  Hence forth, or at least until the day that I magically start winning, I shall be known as Little Cupcake.

[chlfan]

That's some serious trash there- think I'll just sit here and learn for a bit.

[RecycleMichael]

Don't sit out, throw down.

The only way your team will win is if the NFL keeps scores like golf, the team that scores the least wins.

[MichaelC]

Oh so sad, oh so true.  

If you have to be the whippin' boy, might as well become a masochist.  Little Cupcake.

[chlfan]

Yeah? Whatever!!

Your team is so well known for sucking that their season ticket holders include George Michael, Boy George and Elton John.

Your players, even though healthy, are still considered to be PUP- Physically Unable to Perform.

Your cheerleaders were borrowed for the fiming of the remake of The Longest Yard.