TulsaNow Football Smack Talk

[RecycleMichael]

Your football team recruits from the math team.

One of your players wears the infinity symbol on his jersey and another player is numbered pi.

Your cheerleaders only hold one pom pom because using two would require sitting down their beer.

Your coach has to hold a big arrow on the sideline pointing the correct direction so your running backs stop scoring safeties on themself by running through the wrong end zone.

[chlfan]

You play on artificial turf to keep your cheerleaders from grazing.

Your idol is Jerry Jones

You look like Jerry Jones

You want to smell like Jerry Jones and have difficulty explaining why you know what he smells like.

You pay your fans to watch your team lose.

[RecycleMichael]

Your team commits so many penalties that game day is also known as flag day.

Your barefoot kicker is proud that his son is the first generation of his family to wear shoes regularly.

Your offensive tackle spent his entire signing bonus on lottery scratch-off tickets because the two things he likes the most are gambling and scratching.

[MichaelC]

I hope Green Bay grows a defense.  Or Donovan McNabb comes down with a case of raging hemorrhoids.

Getting ready to be foiled twice on Monday night.  Left enough points on the bench to put it away.

[RecycleMichael]

You scored a lot of points for a cupcake.

Do you make the cupcakes using the cup from your athletic supporter?

I think your team would have scored more touchdowns if they hadn't tripped on their skirts.

Your defense is so afraid of hitting the guy with the football, you would think that they believe it is against their religion to touch a pigskin.

[MichaelC]

I use my zero in the win column to make cupcakes.  My team doesn't wear cups, just panty liners.

I like my cupcakes oval.  

Can't wait for 0-10.  Though I'd triple my output at 0-8.

[snopes]

I'm presuming it's a little too late to join? Too bad I just saw this.

[RecycleMichael]

We will do it again next year...that is, if we don't kill each other with kindness.

[MichaelC]

Little Cupcake gets off the schneid.  Now 1-4.  Too bad my entire offense has a bye week next week.  Had to bring in a 3rd QB.

[RecycleMichael]

One of you had to win. You team and the team from iplaw were both 0 and 4 and playing each other.

Don't brag until you beat someone who actually knows football.

Talk more smack, though.

Oh, and tell your player that being a running back doesn't mean he has to run backwards.

[chlfan]

quote:Originally posted by recyclemichael

... Don't brag until you beat someone who actually knows football.

Talk more smack, though. ...

I guess I still can't brag then

[MichaelC]

The Grizzlies choke on the Cupcake.  News at 11.

[chlfan]

True- got smoked. Manning and Harrison alone killed me.

[MichaelC]

That's the first time this year that Manning and Harrison paid off big.  I think Harrison had only 1 TD for the entire season before yesterday.  Bout time if you ask me.

Still have Toomer and Jones playing tonight.  Keeping my fingers crossed to bust that elusive 100.

[MichaelC]

RM, your time is up.  You're getting mulched this weekend.