TulsaNow of Babble

[RecycleMichael]

This thread is just for those who need to do something unproductive and silly. I will start a sentence and then ask the next person to use a word or part of that sentence to go in a different direction.

The goal is to entertain each other and see where our stream of consciousness goes. I'll start with a Groucho Mark quote.

The sentence is..."I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

[PonderInc]

Tonight, I crashed into the Bartlett Square fountain.  It wasn't square, and there was no water, though, I, myself, was sloshed.

[USRufnex]

I got really sloshed over at my favorite club last night.  They threw me out because I wasn't a member.  [:I]

[cannon_fodder]

Speaking of my member, this one time, at band camp...

[RecycleMichael]

"I don't want to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

Groucho Marx

[USRufnex]

"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

Groucho Marx

[RecycleMichael]

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Mark Twain

[Conan71]

Mind your own mind, and I'll mind mine.

[rwarn17588]

A mind is a terrible thing to taste.

[cannon_fodder]

People always tell me I have no taste.

[RecycleMichael]

"I voted Republican this year, the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."

Monica Lewinsky

[Dana431]

I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque.

Elmer Fudd

[pmcalk]

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind. (unfortunately, I am right handed, but I do know that it was Bugs Bunny that "shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque).

[AVERAGE JOE]

"Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that."
- Nomar Garciaparra

[Double A]

"Some folks think the wheel is the greatest invention in the history of civilization, I think it's toilet paper."
-Hugh Knowes