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Started by RecycleMichael, June 26, 2007, 08:04:56 AM

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RecycleMichael

June 26, 2007, 08:04:56 AM
She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.

I just know that she will never break any laws again.

Power is nothing till you use it.

sgrizzle

#1
June 26, 2007, 08:17:52 AM
That's hot.

tulsa1603

#2
June 26, 2007, 08:32:22 AM
quote:
Originally posted by recyclemichael

She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.

I just know that she will never break any laws again.




You can also buy her trash on ebay.
 

rwarn17588

#3
June 26, 2007, 09:07:54 AM
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Townsend

#4
June 26, 2007, 10:23:54 AM
Mandela and Hilton.  Free at last

RecycleMichael

#5
June 26, 2007, 10:30:28 AM
You forgot Free Willy.
Power is nothing till you use it.

mr.jaynes

#6
June 26, 2007, 12:45:47 PM
quote:
Originally posted by recyclemichael

She is finally free from the shackles of the American justice system.

I just know that she will never break any laws again.


An event comprable to the Berlin Wall coming down, and other seminal moments in world history.

restored2x

#7
June 26, 2007, 01:57:55 PM
Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):

Top 2 stories on cnn today -

1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.

Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?

mr.jaynes

#8
June 26, 2007, 02:13:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by restored2x

Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):

Top 2 stories on cnn today -

1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.


Boy, my life has changed for the better with that news flash!

Townsend

#9
June 26, 2007, 02:30:40 PM
quote:
Originally posted by restored2x

Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):

Top 2 stories on cnn today -

1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.

Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?


Better hope Hilton stays healthy or we will have no other news but her bedside vigil/funeral.

When it all calms down...made for TV movie.

cannon_fodder

#10
June 26, 2007, 02:35:35 PM
How many people new several ministers in Iraq were assassinated today?  Fake news is better than real news, people would rather hear it.

Better headline:  Pro Wrestler kill Paris, self.
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I crush grooves.

Conan71

#11
June 26, 2007, 03:53:06 PM
Okay, do I get to engage in retroactive spanking now?  Taking the Bentley away apparently didn't work before.
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

mr.jaynes

#12
June 26, 2007, 04:40:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Townsend

quote:
Originally posted by restored2x

Why the world just doesn't understand us Americans (Why the world hates us):

Top 2 stories on cnn today -

1. Paris Hilton freed.
2. Professional wrestler kils family, self.

Can anyone tell me why these are important enough to be leading stories?


Better hope Hilton stays healthy or we will have no other news but her bedside vigil/funeral.

When it all calms down...made for TV movie.


Or another guest shot on SNL.

RecycleMichael

#13
June 28, 2007, 01:05:13 PM
Will this day be forever remembered as V-D Day?
Power is nothing till you use it.

mr.jaynes

#14
June 28, 2007, 01:12:03 PM
quote:
Originally posted by cannon_fodder

 Fake news is better than real news, people would rather hear it.


Kinda like SNL's "Weekend Update"?
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