Charlie Sheen= Moron

[Conan71]

I try to avoid peeking at celeb stories, but sometimes the bait is just too great.

In order for poor Charlie to see his kids more he's asking his visitation rights be increased from every other weekend to the first, third, and fifth weekend of every month.

Of course I realize some of you who are comprehension-challenged won't get this.

He also wants to use his own nannies when the kids are with him, not those of his ex.

How touching.

E News

[AngieB]

I know that every month doesn't have a fifth weekend however, that's common visitation language. It IS confusing.

When Saturday is the first day of the month, that's the first weekend. If the first day of the month falls on a Sunday, that weekend is not considered the first weekend of the month. The last day of the month has to be a Saturday or a Sunday in order for that weekend to be considered as a fifth weekend. But sometimes it's just the fourth weekend. []

September this year has a fifth weekend. So he'd get them two weekends in a row.

[Conan71]

Thanks my head is spinning doing the day math. []

Point taken, though the wording makes it sound as if he's going to have them the fifth weekend of every month, which does not happen every month.

I was also deeply touched that he wanted to select his own nannies to foist the kids off onto when he has his visitation.  What a great dad!

[cannon_fodder]

I'll see your Charlie Sheen is a moron and raise you a Sean Penn is a moron:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/03/AR2007080301863.html

quote:Excuse me, Hugo.  While I'm here I wanted to ask you what happens to has been actors in this country that publicly speak out against its leaders and even travel abroad to disparage them?  Where, exactly, have they gone to?  And also I was wondering why there is no movies, radio, or television stations left around here that hold opposing views - what happened to them?  Oh yeah, and why is everyone in this country that is as rich as I am trying to leave as fast as possible?

XoXo, Sean.  

[AngieB]

I'm going all in with Amber on Big Brother is a moron. http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/08/big-brother-shiksa-learns-jews-have-jewish-names/

[sgrizzle]

After Sean Penn's comments about bush's sweaty bloody underwear I believe he's lost it.

[Conan71]

Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.

[sgrizzle]

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.

What about the baldwins?

[iplaw]

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.

What about the baldwins?

Didn't they get blown up by Canadians?

[Townsend]

quote:Originally posted by iplaw

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.

What about the baldwins?

Didn't they get blown up by Canadians?

No but some of them have done a ton o' blow

[sgrizzle]

quote:Originally posted by iplaw

quote:Originally posted by sgrizzle

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

Maybe Penn, Glover, Shehan, et. al. will build a commune in Venezuela and permanently disappear to there.

What about the baldwins?

Didn't they get blown up by Canadians?

Oh yeah

[mr.jaynes]

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

I try to avoid peeking at celeb stories, but sometimes the bait is just too great.

In order for poor Charlie to see his kids more he's asking his visitation rights be increased from every other weekend to the first, third, and fifth weekend of every month.

Of course I realize some of you who are comprehension-challenged won't get this.

He also wants to use his own nannies when the kids are with him, not those of his ex.

How touching.

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I was never what one would call a big fan of Charlie Sheen-his father Martin and his brother Emilio Estevez obviously have the talent in that clan. And as for Charlie-just how did he wreck his marriage to Denise Richards in the first place?

[Conan71]

quote:Originally posted by mr.jaynes

quote:Originally posted by Conan71

I try to avoid peeking at celeb stories, but sometimes the bait is just too great.

In order for poor Charlie to see his kids more he's asking his visitation rights be increased from every other weekend to the first, third, and fifth weekend of every month.

Of course I realize some of you who are comprehension-challenged won't get this.

He also wants to use his own nannies when the kids are with him, not those of his ex.

How touching.

E News

I was never what one would call a big fan of Charlie Sheen-his father Martin and his brother Emilio Estevez obviously have the talent in that clan. And as for Charlie-just how did he wreck his marriage to Denise Richards in the first place?

I think his zipper kept getting stuck in the down position.

[bokworker]

Around Denise that is completely understandable.... the fact the she was not enough is difficult to understand..

[mr.jaynes]

quote:Originally posted by bokworker

Around Denise that is completely understandable.... the fact the she was not enough is difficult to understand..

Difficult?!!? More like impossible!