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Tulsa Now: The Movie

Started by MichaelC, November 09, 2007, 01:20:54 PM

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booWorld

#30
November 12, 2007, 10:05:01 PM
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I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance.  Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills.



Conan71

#31
November 12, 2007, 10:17:49 PM

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I like to think the last thing that went through his head... other than that bullet... was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.


"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

booWorld

#32
November 12, 2007, 10:44:58 PM
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Of course, when he had realized that something had gone wrong, and that the President had been killed, he knew there was a problem.  He may have even known he was the patsy.  An intuition, maybe.  The President killed in spite of his warning.  The phone call that never came.  Perhaps fear now came to Oswald for the very first time.



Conan71

#33
November 12, 2007, 11:05:26 PM

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Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.



"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first" -Ronald Reagan

booWorld

#34
November 12, 2007, 11:25:59 PM
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Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'.  Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact!  




cannon_fodder

#35
November 13, 2007, 03:44:14 PM
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Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a f(unloving) genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. (Chins). Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, (Chins) staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. (But giving the feet at the bottom of them a good message)... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: (candy). Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.




I dare you to Google "Scent of a Woman" and scroll a few pages looking for a good picture.  Wow.
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I crush grooves.

LisaPeace

#36
November 13, 2007, 05:31:59 PM

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Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No ****. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?  

booWorld

#37
November 13, 2007, 07:32:05 PM
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The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets.  Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.

LisaPeace

#38
November 13, 2007, 08:02:23 PM
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STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]  



booWorld

#39
November 13, 2007, 08:34:47 PM
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"I think I know what's wrong with me."
"Yeah, what's that?"
"I'm pregnant."



Neptune

#40
November 13, 2007, 09:48:17 PM
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You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant *****es running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.


pmcalk

#41
November 13, 2007, 10:19:16 PM
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Rosemary Woodhouse: What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!
Roman Castevet: He has his father's eyes.
Rosemary Woodhouse: What do you mean? Guy's eyes are normal!

 

booWorld

#42
November 13, 2007, 10:26:37 PM
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Suddenly there is music in the sound of your name!


Neptune

#43
November 13, 2007, 10:29:44 PM
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Seventy-six trombones led the big parade / with a hundred and ten cornets close at hand / They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos / the cream of every famous band!


booWorld

#44
November 13, 2007, 10:39:15 PM
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"Could I see the wine list?"
"We have a white 1934, we have a red 1934.  Last week we had some Rosee, but we're using it in the salad."



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